Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Tee

      Because caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public service.

This tee is for slow mornings, low patience, and anyone who knows coffee is doing the heavy lifting.

Designed for the beautifully chaotic moments of everyday life.
This tee is made for comfort, laughter, and all the real-life moments in between.

👕 About This Tee

This soft, easy to wear tee features a bold, playful design that reads “Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” with a cheerful coffee cup graphic and colorful details. It’s funny, honest, and just exaggerated enough to feel relatable without crossing the line.

Perfect for mornings before your first cup, busy kitchens, school drop offs, or anywhere your sense of humor needs caffeine support. It’s the kind of shirt that gets laughs, nods of agreement, and “where did you get that?” comments.

🌿 Fit & Feel

Fit: Relaxed, vintage inspired
Feel: Garment dyed, soft, lived in comfort

Comfortable, everyday unisex fit
Soft cotton feel that wears beautifully
Designed to feel relaxed, never stiff or scratchy

📐 Sizing Tips

True to size for a comfortable fit
Size up for a more relaxed or oversized look
Refer to our Size Guide for detailed measurements

🧺 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the design

🎁 Perfect For

Coffee lovers and caffeine dependent humans
Moms, wives, coworkers, and best friends
Everyday casual wear
Morning people (and especially non-morning people)
Funny, relatable gifts for birthdays, holidays, or just because

🚚 Shipping Info

This item is made to order just for you.
Orders typically ship within 2–5 business days.

💛 A Little Note

At Whimsy Chaos Company, we believe comfort matters, humor helps, and coffee saves lives (emotionally, at least). Thank you for supporting a small business that celebrates real life  beautifully messy, fueled by caffeine, and full of heart.

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50